The Twelve Days of Christmas — featuring Endometriosis
My version of the classic carol
On the first day of Christmas
My endo sent to me:
My first laparoscopy
On the second day of Christmas
My endo sent to me:
Two tons of pain and
My first laparoscopy
On the third day of Christmas
My endo sent to me:
Three blood clots
Two tons of pain and
My first laparoscopy
On the fourth day of Christmas
My endo sent to me:
Four painful poops
Three blood clots
Two tons of pain and
My first laparoscopy
On the fifth day of Christmas
My endo sent to me:
Five ruined pants
Four painful poops
Three blots clots
Two tons of pain and
My first laparoscopy
On the sixth days of Christmas
My endo sent to me:
Six stuck ovaries
Five ruined pants
Four painful poops
Three blood clots
Two tons of pain and
My first laparoscopy
On the seventh day of Christmas
My endo sent to me:
Seven days a-cramping
Six stuck ovaries
Five ruined pants
Four painful poops
Three blood clots
Two tons of pain and
My first laparoscopy
On the eight day of Christmas
My endo sent to me:
Eight years a-waiting
Sevens days a-cramping
Six stuck ovaries
Five ruined pants
Four painful poops
Three blood clots
Two tons of pain and
My first laparoscopy
On the ninth day of Christmas
My endo sent to me:
Nine nervous bladders
Eight years a-waiting
Seven days a-cramping
Six stuck ovaries
Five ruined pants
Four painful poops
Three blood clots
Two tons of pain and
My first laparoscopy
On the tenth day of Christmas
My endo sent to me:
Ten useless gynaes
Nine nervous bladders
Eight years a-waiting
Seven days a-cramping
Six stuck ovaries
Five ruined pants
Four painful poops
Three blood clots
Two tons of pain and
My first laparoscopy
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My endo sent to me:
Eleven other symptoms
Ten useless gynaes
Nine nervous bladders
Eight years a-waiting
Seven days a-cramping
Six stuck ovaries
Five ruined pants
Four painful poops
Three blood clots
Two tons of pain and
My first laparoscopy
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My endo sent to me:
Twelve days of bleeding
Eleven other symptoms
Ten useless gynaes
Nine nervous bladders
Eight years a-waiting
Seven days a-cramping
Six stuck ovaries
Five ruined pants
Four painful poops
Three blood clots
Two tons of pain and
My first laparoscopy!
I hope you sang it properly!
